Forever chasing rainbows after the everlong rain. Whilst eating cake. Lots of cake.
I never know what to write on these mandatory ‘About Me’ pages, I’m neither a product that I’m trying to sell nor someone well known enough to warrant their own autobiography. These pages always make me feel a bit tacky.
I’m nearing middle aged and fat. You can call me Beth. I’m also mum to The 10 year old ‘Big’ (M), The 8 year old ‘Middie’ (F), The 5 year old ‘Small’ (M) and The Baby ‘Tiny’. I’m married, a bit crunchy parenting wise and lacking my marbles. I like vampires and penguins. Oh and bacon too. I swear a lot in here because I don’t swear at the kids. That’s all you’re getting for now.
If you really want to know more, erm…. read the blog!