The seven year old and the four year old were sat in the sofa together, the former was writing whilst the latter was watching tv.
The seven year old: sternly ‘[four year old], put your willy away. ‘
4yo: ‘but I like it. I’m playing with it’
I interjected to explain to the four year old that although I’m sure he has an absolutely fabulous willy and it’s fine to play with, he should do it alone in private as the seven year old and other people don’t want to see it.
The little bugger hrrumphed and said ‘Fine I’ll do it this way then! ‘ and immediately rolled on to the side so his back was facing the seven year old. …. and continued to fiddle away whilst watching tv.
Oh dear, oh dear.